{"product_id":"no-i-did-not-say-you-were-stupid-i-said-your-are-stupid-there-is-nothing-past-tense-about-that-classic-unisex-crewneck-sweatshirt-gildan®-18000","title":"No I did Not Say You Were Stupid I said your Are Stupid There Is","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClassic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt | Gildan® 18000\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGrammar debates are exhausting, but clearing up ongoing incompetence is a civic duty.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe’ve all been trapped in those painful,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e looping arguments where someone tries to twist your words like they’re defending a bad deposition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I thought you said I WAS stupid!\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e they whine,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e acting like a few calendar pages magically granted them a brain upgrade.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e But let’s set the record completely straight:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e past tense implies a historic event that ended.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Current reality is a living,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e breathing,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e active situation unfolding right in front of us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e No misquotes,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e no technicalities—just a real-time status report.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"No I Did Not Say You Were Stupid I Said You ARE Stupid There Is Nothing Past Tense About That\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e crewneck sweatshirt is the ultimate deadpan reality check for dealing with workplace nonsense,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e clueless relatives,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and anybody testing your last nerve.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e8.0 oz 50\/50 cotton-poly fleece\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e crewneck,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this sweatshirt provides heavy-duty thermal comfort when you need to drop the mic and stay warm while doing it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Highlights \u0026amp; Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnapologetic Sarcasm:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Features bold,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e high-contrast typography delivering the zero-filter correction:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"No I Did Not Say You Were Stupid. I Said You ARE Stupid. There Is Nothing Past Tense About That.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHeavyweight Thermal Fleece:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Crafted from an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e8.0 oz\/yd² 50% US cotton \/ 50% polyester fleece blend\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e engineered for warm insulation without feeling like a mattress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePill-Resistant Air-Jet Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Made with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eair-jet spun yarn\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for a soft,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e smooth face and reduced fabric pilling wash after wash.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eReinforced Workwear Stitching:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Built with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003edouble-needle stitching\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e across the collar,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e shoulders,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e armholes,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e cuffs,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and waistband for long-lasting structural strength.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFlexible Athletic Ribbing:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Outfitted with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for shape retention and easy stretch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eScratch-Free Wear:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Equipped with a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eblack tear-away label\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e so itchy collar tags don't ruin your day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGildan 18000 Heavy Blend™ - 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester - Preshrunk - Sizes S-5XL - Made to Order, Printed with Care (Unlike Bob, Who Was Not Made With Care)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift Keywords:\u003c\/strong\u003e This bust a gut funny shirt is one of our funny sarcastic t-shirts that makes everyone laugh. Perfect funny gift for birthdays and holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA) Length (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e69\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Width (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e102\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e112\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e122\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e132\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e142\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e152\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e162.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e172.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Half Chest (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e51\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC) Sleeve Length (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e88\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e90\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e93\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e95\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e100.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e102.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA) Length (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Width (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e64\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Half Chest (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC) Sleeve Length (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGeneral\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThis sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWash\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMachine washable in warm water with like colors.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTumble dry on medium setting.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStore\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStore in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"heritagehumor.com","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":68010934239363,"sku":"3c45fdfd-f48d-4071-829a-ccaf0a9225cd","price":31.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":68186154598531,"sku":"b8bc67f9-d30f-4b63-b01b-c07f05d22d48","price":31.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":68186154631299,"sku":"8bd18932-74c3-4abc-be42-4c31d3f11799","price":31.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":68186154664067,"sku":"c24ce3aa-2f9c-4b4c-b14e-e8f4d63a8fa0","price":31.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186154696835,"sku":"e41b2a5c-b725-4118-95f5-66a9357ecb43","price":33.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186154729603,"sku":"c709cb2f-42b8-472f-ad55-0d7934ee2654","price":35.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":68186154762371,"sku":"a7bec25e-5704-42b4-8637-feb4be7fb521","price":41.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":68186154795139,"sku":"5ee6c6f0-fd52-4908-aee6-bfedcf7ffcec","price":44.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":68186154827907,"sku":"f747e907-7edd-4651-8d3e-cf3df228dd43","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":68186154860675,"sku":"9217d900-2d1f-4dfc-94f7-eb95e80a6739","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":68186154893443,"sku":"a35e8ce0-bfdc-4207-9d80-ca820c8a8b77","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":68186154926211,"sku":"c0ce42c9-eec0-4b19-8f96-9455e8c0fa62","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186154958979,"sku":"8428d48b-e1de-40b5-9002-82a90f73b333","price":36.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186154991747,"sku":"24c5f95f-aa06-4ba2-a595-09a02af37318","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":68186155024515,"sku":"d854a805-3644-48ff-b0fa-c32110297fcf","price":41.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 5XL","offer_id":68186155057283,"sku":"b42664ce-2310-467f-9531-4b5d80cc7db0","price":44.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":68186155090051,"sku":"43d9632a-360e-4491-926d-6857553397da","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":68186155122819,"sku":"0ebc752c-0a47-417e-9cfb-261013836165","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":68186155155587,"sku":"ec0ffebc-791c-4fc2-851d-a03d5a404598","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":68186155188355,"sku":"28fd3eb8-3b28-471d-bd6a-d7fd805ae4b2","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186155221123,"sku":"7717d020-4645-4be0-9a13-b68ac1b2138f","price":36.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186155253891,"sku":"d9de3fc4-f3be-4f90-ade1-b80c173f3a83","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":68186155286659,"sku":"1ef21035-8fcd-4731-a759-13d5bdd9a985","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":68186155319427,"sku":"1dab2393-b767-4fe7-bd2b-379456372123","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":68186155352195,"sku":"12d55997-a2f8-45cb-b552-ec37efbab23c","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":68186155384963,"sku":"0ef435e7-87b9-403b-8b9d-52f42fe87008","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186155417731,"sku":"b9d467fc-b227-4c8d-b3aa-365f12e9f0f5","price":36.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186155450499,"sku":"bf86fff4-aae4-43b2-b97a-fe91af19a973","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":68186155483267,"sku":"95cefefb-1cf9-4656-b704-8f153a16f768","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":68186155516035,"sku":"3417f4c9-47c1-456f-a8f8-a12515c8c97c","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":68186155548803,"sku":"6792b16f-a86f-4842-888a-0d21659ab8c4","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":68186155581571,"sku":"d8a3a569-ad63-4f8c-8bb8-856251b337fe","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186155614339,"sku":"76b3aae1-2ea8-4084-bbd1-25d9c214c7c4","price":36.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186155647107,"sku":"1264281f-f7c9-47cd-9aee-16fee55bd360","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":68186155679875,"sku":"d63385a9-2b14-4ac9-9bee-a6c9a5848223","price":41.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":68186155712643,"sku":"fe85182c-e67e-4705-a3f8-1351aa02f6fa","price":44.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":68186155745411,"sku":"df8a2250-2a10-4ea7-9761-b9d16356125e","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":68186155778179,"sku":"e2195a4b-0b01-4626-b448-7c6bc19c46f2","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":68186155810947,"sku":"6f18da85-f6b6-4329-a1ba-cc6f30f7f7b5","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":68186155843715,"sku":"94e09109-ad0d-4a82-ace4-39bd23d6e900","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186155876483,"sku":"ebf3f8f5-6e9f-45b5-914e-a87bb2738928","price":36.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186155909251,"sku":"fbb3d7d6-058c-4e1a-8d26-111febe73e58","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":68186155942019,"sku":"55f6025d-1541-48ee-8077-c7bfb69d2e9e","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":68186155974787,"sku":"88ebbe57-4e93-415b-aa39-31572adf19b1","price":31.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":68186156007555,"sku":"71e0b466-2c13-433a-aeb2-abf3b613faaa","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":68186156040323,"sku":"f1b06d37-87b7-4890-a367-3ded012b05e8","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186156073091,"sku":"c80038bf-7add-4c03-9db9-325aa4deca41","price":36.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186156105859,"sku":"7fb3b6fa-3356-43f7-8eb4-029c3716b925","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ S","offer_id":68186156138627,"sku":"232e4fe1-7f52-4e61-9587-c56ef04b0978","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ M","offer_id":68186156171395,"sku":"d7482f21-cfd2-4b69-b461-9e40f6cf03de","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ L","offer_id":68186156204163,"sku":"452ae8fd-0c4a-41c0-948c-e5e088e5f251","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ XL","offer_id":68186156236931,"sku":"05cb60b5-3364-4f56-97cd-463f8d36e320","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186156269699,"sku":"4d83ef48-73ae-4e48-acbc-88457bb4507e","price":36.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186156302467,"sku":"9be1a7bd-4f97-46ec-95a3-deddb1361658","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":68186156335235,"sku":"2237f640-5368-40b7-95ab-8eee5b8b1040","price":30.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":68186156368003,"sku":"b9633e38-5999-44ef-a3ae-699963103231","price":30.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":68186156400771,"sku":"f21d6cce-d65d-4896-832a-6191d211c3fe","price":30.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":68186156433539,"sku":"3122085a-1a77-4f10-8efd-066a390dd62c","price":30.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186156466307,"sku":"23677841-fbb2-4bb1-939e-97e3e3bc35d4","price":33.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186156499075,"sku":"f4691356-a188-489f-a12c-80d7de4bae6c","price":35.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":68186156531843,"sku":"99d22e05-add1-40bc-a29e-c52843a4c816","price":41.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":68186156564611,"sku":"41e87e2d-1a2b-4baf-9353-89f78246dc81","price":44.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":68186156597379,"sku":"e8af6bb6-f321-499b-8d52-9087b1b4dc2c","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":68186156630147,"sku":"20a0b574-3cfb-4bfb-b51b-b18a346c2814","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":68186156662915,"sku":"b380b3ad-9374-4aea-9b9b-475518db919b","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":68186156695683,"sku":"f82b1877-a014-4d1f-9fa1-c447fbd22eeb","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186156728451,"sku":"aa15d65a-a3e6-4309-bd87-f02460bf182e","price":36.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186156761219,"sku":"b2ab6b5d-5c99-4123-a9ab-4c467c014ee1","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ S","offer_id":68186156793987,"sku":"6d100d1f-1f7e-48f0-b8cd-7b1a6a400bf0","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ M","offer_id":68186156826755,"sku":"b87a6431-4c99-435e-aaf2-ff8802ddb62a","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ L","offer_id":68186156859523,"sku":"43414936-e346-4971-b988-e1e09314ae08","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ XL","offer_id":68186156892291,"sku":"db4d42b4-5c20-433e-9349-e44ad00bd316","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186156925059,"sku":"f14ea6fc-8a92-4a2e-afa5-46b112738dc9","price":36.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186156957827,"sku":"8ec09fd2-aea7-4e7e-93b1-d3acee3a3a89","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":68186156990595,"sku":"e7d7a594-6b89-4933-b6b8-a343e5f9f08a","price":41.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":68186157023363,"sku":"3478be86-b2bc-466c-8174-0423e239da8c","price":44.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":68186157056131,"sku":"1ad2ea4f-21d4-4760-be7f-bbe3dc01ac3c","price":30.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":68186157088899,"sku":"f7d83633-e089-4504-bc14-8a63d9d65e07","price":30.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":68186157121667,"sku":"6c9c3f81-91fa-4071-a6be-f47b284e8e25","price":30.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":68186157154435,"sku":"de04e481-339f-4c9d-a5ce-4b5122bc6627","price":30.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186157187203,"sku":"2d57e9c0-971a-4b1f-86ba-5097fb3a8da1","price":33.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186157219971,"sku":"f9340bc6-cf9a-4fd3-bf6e-0cdb80f84afc","price":35.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":68186157252739,"sku":"10175713-ad25-407a-90b3-53748761d267","price":41.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":68186157285507,"sku":"7f70e8a9-3fa2-4d7b-a20c-5d0fa9afa79d","price":44.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ S","offer_id":68186157318275,"sku":"93f62f35-4ed3-4b5b-b3b7-fd963063ea1b","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ M","offer_id":68186157351043,"sku":"962fa0c1-6702-4ff3-af14-cb270df860f1","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ L","offer_id":68186157383811,"sku":"a1fcc27f-3478-42c2-94e1-eea3fe7f7224","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ XL","offer_id":68186157416579,"sku":"488c4437-91c1-413a-8cef-21cb90893dd6","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186157449347,"sku":"9c1eddd1-95b0-48fa-a866-c9ee42069a1a","price":36.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186157482115,"sku":"e6489401-5027-4cce-85f6-156dc2097948","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 4XL","offer_id":68186157514883,"sku":"77bd601d-77ef-4fe8-9038-163ac0c1db83","price":41.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 5XL","offer_id":68186157547651,"sku":"03ffac7b-3fbd-4189-87b4-f531d7c7c0cd","price":44.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":68186157580419,"sku":"147f6242-8ccd-46ab-9a66-7d392937ff89","price":30.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":68186157613187,"sku":"0afaefd4-8c73-4550-8d8e-789e3435a9a1","price":30.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":68186157645955,"sku":"601b854a-dd78-43ac-ad24-745291ac3457","price":30.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":68186157678723,"sku":"9effb1f9-40fb-4bf1-901b-d45c9d02546a","price":30.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186157711491,"sku":"83c62f23-833a-4802-8c29-0c9fee4bdc23","price":33.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186157744259,"sku":"9536e977-8f5c-42a9-a88f-60ab42bef432","price":35.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":68186157777027,"sku":"e00500f7-c55e-4c30-91ae-cd41d8074205","price":41.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 5XL","offer_id":68186157809795,"sku":"1c6a54c2-fa61-40f9-aca4-d327ebb0201d","price":44.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Garnet \/ S","offer_id":68186157842563,"sku":"06327d62-f1be-413e-b4df-f5a841816014","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Garnet \/ M","offer_id":68186157875331,"sku":"b7629ab2-42bf-4f16-a859-429308f48881","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Garnet \/ L","offer_id":68186157908099,"sku":"861c771a-53db-4075-8202-99bea109935b","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Garnet \/ XL","offer_id":68186157940867,"sku":"48b52693-6970-40f4-ad00-1584459482f4","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Garnet \/ 2XL","offer_id":68186157973635,"sku":"5d893e3c-1e8b-4a00-b9df-beb1e128f960","price":36.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Garnet \/ 3XL","offer_id":68186158006403,"sku":"d3e60a57-3d06-46c9-9324-0ce7660ba3a1","price":39.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/0057\/1267\/files\/7b0bbd31-af15-486f-a316-5c68603d8b15.webp?v=1792699861","url":"https:\/\/www.heritagehumor.com\/products\/no-i-did-not-say-you-were-stupid-i-said-your-are-stupid-there-is-nothing-past-tense-about-that-classic-unisex-crewneck-sweatshirt-gildan%c2%ae-18000","provider":"heritagehumor.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}