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Pick in hand, high-pressure hose blasting, scraping caked clay and grease out of every track shoe, sprocket, and suspension arm until your hands go completely numb.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe \"Civilians See a Tank Doing Badass Tank Things Veterans See 5 Hours at The Wash Rack (Abrams Edition)\" crewneck sweatshirt is the ultimate badge of honor for armor veterans and Cold War tankers who survived motor pool fatigue. Printed on an 8.0 oz 50\/50 cotton-poly fleece crewneck, this sweatshirt provides heavy-duty thermal insulation while you reminisce about field problems and grease-stained fatigues.\u003cbr\u003eProduct Highlights \u0026amp; Specs:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDeadpan Abrams Armor Sarcasm: Features the iconic military reality check: \"Civilians See a Tank Doing Badass Tank Things. Veterans See 5 Hours at The Wash Rack — Abrams Edition\".\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight Fleece Warmth: Crafted from 8.0 oz\/yd² 50% US cotton \/ 50% polyester fleece engineered for maximum heat retention without excessive weight.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePill-Resistant Air-Jet Yarn: Made with air-jet spun yarn that provides a smooth, soft hand feel and significantly reduces fabric pilling wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWorkwear Structural Reinforcement: Built with double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs for lasting strength.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFlexible Athletic Fit: Features 1x1 athletic ribbing with spandex at the collar, cuffs, and waistband to maintain shape during hard labor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit\u003cbr\u003e• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel\u003cbr\u003e• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimers:\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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