My Brain Just Logged Me Off Due To Inactivity  Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt | Gildan® 18000

Well ain't that just the truth.

I sat down this morning sharp as a tack. Coffee in hand, ready to get something done. Opened up that computer and there it was — that smug little login box.

Username? Got it.

Password? ...son of a...

I swear I just had it. Was it Fluffy1982? Fluffy1982! ? Or was that the other one?

My brain done logged me off. Said I had too many tabs open, too much inactivity, and not enough coffee. Left me staring at the screen like a deer in headlights.

If you have a little black book, a sticky note on your monitor, or a drawer full of passwords you can't read anymore — brother, sister, this sweatshirt was made for you.

This ain't for the whiz kids who unlock everything with their face. This is for the grit. For the folks who built things, fixed things, and are now being asked to create a new password every 30 days with a capital, a number, a symbol, and a blood sample.

THE SHIRT ITSELF — GILDAN 18000

This is the classic crewneck your dad wore. The one that lasts.

• The Workhorse: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend. 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Heavy, warm, and pill-resistant. No cheap thin stuff.
• No Fuss: No hood flopping around, no strings. Just a clean crew neck that fits under a jacket or over a t-shirt.
• Built to Last: Double-stitched, ribbed cuffs and waistband. It stays put. Wash it, work in it, live in it.
• Comfortable: Soft inside. Good for the shop, the porch, the early morning, the office, and for waiting on that password reset email that never shows up.
• True Unisex Fit: S to 5XL. Looks right on everybody who has ever yelled at a computer.

Perfect for the office, the garage, Walmart, the hunting camp, or just sitting at the kitchen table trying to remember if your password has an exclamation point or not.

From Heritage Humor — Classic Wit and Wisdom. For folks who've earned their laugh lines and their right to forget a thing or two.

Great Gift For: Dad, Grandpa, husband, wife, retiree, teacher, coworker, IT guy, farmer, truck driver, or anyone who clicks "Forgot Password" more than they click "Login."

Funny password sweatshirt - "My Brain Just Logged Me Off Due To Inactivity" - Classic Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt for men and women who are tired of passwords. Soft, heavy blend funny tech humor sweatshirt.

DETAILS:

• Gildan 18000 Crewneck Sweatshirt
• 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
• Heavy Blend, pill-resistant fleece
• Classic fit, no hood

Gildan 18000 Measurements (Inches)
Size	Width (Chest)	Length	Center Back Sleeve
S	20.0"	27.0"	33.5"
M	22.0"	28.0"	34.5"
L	24.0"	29.0"	35.5"
XL	26.0"	30.0"	36.5"
2XL	28.0"	31.0"	37.5"
3XL	30.0"	32.0"	38.5"
4XL	32.0"	33.0"	39.5"
5XL	34.0"	34.0"	40.5"

Why You'll Love It: This bust a gut funny shirt is one of our funny sarcastic t-shirts that makes everyone laugh. Perfect funny gift for birthdays and holidays.