Decaf Works If You Throw It at People | Softstyle Landing

Gildan 64000 | Adult SoftStyle T-Shirt

Unisex Basic Softstyle T-Shirt | Gildan 64000

Decaf Works If You Throw It At People — because sometimes the only thing standing between you and chaos is a well-aimed caffeine delivery system.

This isn't just any t-shirt; it's the soft, durable companion you'll reach for when you need to make a statement (literally or figuratively). Made from 100% ring-spun cotton in most colors, it's built to handle whatever your day throws at it — or whatever you throw at people, really.

100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather & Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton; Graphite Heather: 50/50 blend). Double-stitched neckline and sleeves. Quarter-turned to skip the center crease. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a polished fit.

Fair warning: White may skew off-white, and Natural comes with dark speckles — because imperfection is human, just like needing decaf to throw at people.

Made to order, so your new favorite tee arrives fresh and ready for action.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Perfect For:
Anniversary gift that will get you in trouble (in a funny way), birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas for the guy who has everything except good reflexes. Great for veterans, hunters, range buddies, law enforcement, or any husband who lives by the motto "Happy Wife, Happy Life... and Keep Moving."

WARNING: Wearing this shirt may cause your wife to actually hit the target next time. May also cause uncontrollable laughter, pointing, and other wives saying "I need that for MY husband."

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not iron over graphic. If your wife is actually reloading, we recommend running, not laundering.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
A) Length (cm)	71	74	76	79	81	85
B) Width (cm)	92	102	112	122	132	142
B) Half Chest (cm)	46	51	56	61	66	71

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29.1	29.9	31.1	31.9	33.5
B) Width (inches)	36.2	40.2	44.1	48	52	55.9
B) Half Chest (inches)	18.1	20.1	22	24	26	28

Care Instructions

General	A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs .
Wash	The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.
Store	Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.