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I'm Sorry I'm Late, I Really Didn't Want To Come T-Shirt - Funny Introvert Shirt

Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

Honesty is our policy.

We didn't get lost. We didn't hit traffic. We just sat in the car for 15 minutes negotiating with ourselves about whether we could just go home.

This shirt is for the chronically late, the socially tired, and the people who show up anyway out of sheer spite. If you know, you know.

Why This One Is Different:

This isn't your flimsy gas station tee. This is the Gildan 5000 Heavyweight.

Classic Cotton Feel: A substantial tee for days when your attitude does the heavy lifting. Fabric weight and cotton content vary by color; see details below.
Built Like You On A Monday: A classic crewneck with taped neck and shoulders and double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem.
Unisex & No Excuses Fit: Compare the size guide with a tee you already like. Prefer a roomier look? Consider sizing up.
The Message: Says what everyone else is too polite to say.

Wear it to: Work. The family reunion. That party you said you'd "try to make." The grocery store at 7pm when you look like you wrestled your day.

You showed up. That's enough. Let the shirt do the apologizing.

Heritage Humor — EST. 2026
For the ones who are tired, late, and brutally honest about it.

This unisex classic tee offers a structured look that pairs with layered streetwear outfits.

Details

Solid colors: 100% cotton
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Color notes:
Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Perfect Gift Keywords: This bust a gut funny shirt is one of our funny sarcastic t-shirts that makes everyone laugh. Perfect funny gift for birthdays and holidays.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	A comfortable, versatile tee for everyday wear.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Store in a cool, dry place.