I Put Coffee In My Coffee - Unisex Basic Softstyle T-Shirt | Gildan 64000

No cream. No sugar. No watered-down nonsense. Just coffee, fortified with more coffee.

This isn't a cute coffee shop aesthetic. This is a lifestyle for people who consider "decaf" a personal insult and think "medium roast" means you haven't tried hard enough.

You don't drink coffee. You mainline it. You don't need a splash of coffee in your creamer. You need a second pot poured into the first one just to make it right.

For the ones who:

Measure mornings in mugs, not minutes
Think the 5 stages of grief are Denial, Anger, Bargaining, No Coffee, and Extra Shot
Have a coffee maker that works harder than HR
Believe "sleep is for people who don't have deadlines and good beans"

Wear it to the office, the coffee shop, the 6am run you only do because the coffee shop isn't open yet. Warning: May cause baristas to nod in solemn respect and automatically make yours a triple.

The Shirt: Gildan 64000 Softstyle

Because a hardcore coffee habit deserves a soft landing.

Strong, but not bitter: 4.5 oz, 100% ringspun cotton - Softstyle is actually soft, not that stiff gas-station tee
The perfect blend: Modern unisex cut - not boxy, not clingy. Looks good on everyone from your intern to your grandpa
Survives your lifestyle: Pre-shrunk, tear-away tag, holds up to daily wear, daily spills, and daily "I swear this is my last cup" lies
Bold print, no fluff: Crisp, solid print with no thin outlines to fade - pops on black, white, heather, navy, or whatever color matches your current caffeine level
All-day comfort: Lightweight enough to wear under a flannel, tough enough to be your everyday uniform

FIT: Unisex - Men order your normal size. Women who want that classic relaxed coffee-run look order normal, for a tighter fit size down one.

This isn't for people who like the idea of coffee.

This is for people who put coffee in their coffee.

Add to cart. Your mug is getting cold.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Unisex Basic Softstyle T-Shirt | Gildan 64000
Size guide
	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)
S	71.1	45.7
M	73.7	50.8
L	76.2	55.9
XL	78.7	61
2XL	81.3	66
3XL	83.8	71.1
4XL	86.4	76.2
Size	Width (Chest)	Length
S	18"	28"
M	20"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL	30"	34"
5XL	32"	35"

Why You'll Love It: This funny coffee t-shirt is the perfect coffee lover gift. A top funny coffee shirt for women and men who run on caffeine and sarcasm.