I Typed Bitch Into My GPS And Now I'm Sitting In Your Driveway. Beep Beep.

Yeah. That's how my day is going.

I wasn't looking for trouble. I was just trying to get to the store. But this darn GPS has an attitude, and apparently, so do I.

One minute you're driving, the next minute some robot lady is telling you to make a U-turn, recalculating, and judging your life choices. So I told her what I really thought. I typed it in.

Next thing I know — I'm in your driveway. Engine running. Waiting.

You gonna come out here or what? Beep Beep.

This ain't for the thin-skinned. This is for the folks with a lead foot, a sharp tongue, and a GPS that can't mind its own business. For the husbands who get lost on purpose, the wives who are always right about the shortcut, the truck drivers, the delivery drivers, the retired folks who drive just to have somewhere to go.

It's funny. It's a little gritty. And it's true as hell.

If you've ever argued with your GPS, flipped off a roundabout, or sat in someone's driveway because your maps app has a personal vendetta — this shirt is you.

THE SHIRT - GILDAN 64000 CLASSIC CREWNECK

The good everyday tee. Not that stiff, scratchy gas station shirt.

• The Soft One: Gildan 64000 Softstyle. A lightweight tee with a soft feel. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; blended colors are detailed below.
• Everyday Construction: Modern classic fit with taped neck and shoulders and double stitching.
• Find Your Fit: Unisex sizes S to 3XL. Compare the size guide with a favorite tee, whether it's yours or one your girlfriend keeps stealing.
• Wears Anywhere: Shop, garage, road trip, Walmart run, backyard BBQ, or sitting in that driveway waiting for your friend to hurry up.

Wear it and watch people read it, snort laugh, and say "I need that."

From Heritage Humor — Classic Wit and Wisdom. For folks who say what they mean and mean what they say, even to their GPS.

Great Gift For: Dad, husband, boyfriend, best friend, truck driver, coworker, retired dad, anyone who loves dark humor, road trip humor, and doesn't take crap from a computer.

Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.

Perfect Gift Keywords: This bust a gut funny shirt is one of our funny sarcastic t-shirts that makes everyone laugh. Perfect funny gift for birthdays and holidays.

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