I'm Still Breathing And That's Progress Faith | Funny Shirt

Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

Some days you conquer the world, and some days your biggest personal achievement is simply keeping oxygen moving in and out. That still counts as a win.

Life throws a lot at you: bills, traffic, unexpected adulting responsibilities, and daily situations that test every ounce of your patience. When chaos strikes, this tee keeps your priorities completely straight. It’s a funny, deadpan reminder that as long as you have a pulse and breath, you are officially making progress—because faith overcomes fear and God's got the rest covered anyway.

Printed on a sturdy 5.3 oz 100% preshrunk US cotton heavyweight classic tee, this shirt delivers reliable comfort and sharp graphic presentation. Wear it to Sunday service, the gym, or your next stressful Monday morning meeting to passively let everyone know you are taking life one breath at a time.

Product Highlights & Specs:

Faith & Humorous Slogan: Features the bold, uplifting text: "I'm Still Breathing And That's Progress • Faith Over Fear • God's Got This".
Heavyweight US Cotton: Crafted from 5.3 oz/yd² 100% preshrunk US cotton jersey for structural durability and daily softness.
Classic Tubular Cut: Designed with a seamless body that won't bunch up or torque sideways.
Reinforced Construction: Built with taped neck and shoulders plus double-needle sleeve and bottom hems to hold up through endless wash cycles.
Tagless Comfort: Includes a black tear-away label so you stay scratch-free all day long.

Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

Perfect Gift Keywords: This funny Christian t-shirt is perfect for faith and inspirational humor lovers who laugh and believe.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices