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Upon Further review Jesus Dropped all Charges | Cartoon Faith T-Shirt
Upon Further review Jesus Dropped all Charges | Cartoon Faith T-Shirt
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Finally, Case dismissed.
You should have been canceled. You should have been done. The evidence was stacked, the witnesses were there, you did what you did, said what you said, and there was no getting out of it.
Then Jesus walked into the courtroom.
He didn't argue technicalities. He didn't make excuses for you. He just took your file, stamped it with His blood, and said, "I'll take that one. Charges dropped. Free to go."
Not guilty? No. You're guilty. But you're forgiven. And there's a big difference.
This is for the ones who know exactly where they'd be without grace. For the ex-junkie, the ex-liar, the ex-hot-mess, the "I can't believe God still puts up with me" crew. You were headed for life, and you got mercy.
Why this Gildan 64000 SoftStyle hits different:
It's soft like grace should be. This ain't that stiff, cardboard church-camp tee from 2006 that you only wear to paint the house. The 64000 SoftStyle is ring-spun, light, breathable, and broken-in soft from day one. It feels like mercy. No itch, no scratch, just comfort you didn't earn — kind of like the message on the front.
Fits like it was made for the redeemed: Modern, slightly fitted, not boxy and not clingy. Looks good on the guy who just got out, the mom who just got her life back together, the kid who finally got it together. True to size, unisex, and holds up after 100 washes and a few altar calls.
Built for testimony: Durable stitching, tear-away tag so it doesn't annoy you while you're trying to worship, and it keeps its shape whether you're wearing it to church, work, the gym, or to court to tell somebody else how your charges got dropped too.
Wear it and watch what happens:
Somebody at Walmart, at work, at the gas station is going to read it and say "Wait, what?" And that's your open door. "Let me tell you about my case..."
Guilty as charged. Loved anyway. Case closed.
Details: Gildan 64000 - 4.5 oz, 100% ringspun cotton (Heather colors are cotton/poly blend), SoftStyle modern fit, lightweight, breathable, tear-away label.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
You should have been canceled. You should have been done. The evidence was stacked, the witnesses were there, you did what you did, said what you said, and there was no getting out of it.
Then Jesus walked into the courtroom.
He didn't argue technicalities. He didn't make excuses for you. He just took your file, stamped it with His blood, and said, "I'll take that one. Charges dropped. Free to go."
Not guilty? No. You're guilty. But you're forgiven. And there's a big difference.
This is for the ones who know exactly where they'd be without grace. For the ex-junkie, the ex-liar, the ex-hot-mess, the "I can't believe God still puts up with me" crew. You were headed for life, and you got mercy.
Why this Gildan 64000 SoftStyle hits different:
It's soft like grace should be. This ain't that stiff, cardboard church-camp tee from 2006 that you only wear to paint the house. The 64000 SoftStyle is ring-spun, light, breathable, and broken-in soft from day one. It feels like mercy. No itch, no scratch, just comfort you didn't earn — kind of like the message on the front.
Fits like it was made for the redeemed: Modern, slightly fitted, not boxy and not clingy. Looks good on the guy who just got out, the mom who just got her life back together, the kid who finally got it together. True to size, unisex, and holds up after 100 washes and a few altar calls.
Built for testimony: Durable stitching, tear-away tag so it doesn't annoy you while you're trying to worship, and it keeps its shape whether you're wearing it to church, work, the gym, or to court to tell somebody else how your charges got dropped too.
Wear it and watch what happens:
Somebody at Walmart, at work, at the gas station is going to read it and say "Wait, what?" And that's your open door. "Let me tell you about my case..."
Guilty as charged. Loved anyway. Case closed.
Details: Gildan 64000 - 4.5 oz, 100% ringspun cotton (Heather colors are cotton/poly blend), SoftStyle modern fit, lightweight, breathable, tear-away label.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |
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