Bust-A-Gut Funny Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000
Warning: This shirt may cause spontaneous coffee-spitting, HR meetings, and people avoiding you at family reunions.
Are you tired of people thinking their stupidity was just a phase? A youthful mistake? A temporary glitch?
Let’s clear this up once and for all.
You didn't MISUNDERSTAND them. You understood them PERFECTLY. They are not FORMERLY stupid. They are CURRENTLY, ACTIVELY, FULL-TIME STUPID. Present tense. 24/7. With benefits.
This isn't a typo. It's a fact-check.
Perfect For:
- The grammar nerd who is also DONE with everyone's nonsense
- English teachers, editors, and that one friend who corrects your texts
- Wearing to Thanksgiving dinner when your cousin starts talking about politics
- Office meetings, Walmart runs, and telling the truth without technically raising your voice
- That co-worker who says "your so smart" — YEAH, THIS SHIRT IS FOR HIM.
Why You'll Love It More Than Being Right (Almost):
This is a Gildan 5000 heavyweight tee. A substantial shirt for heavy sighs, dramatic eye-rolls, and the moment you laugh so hard you spill sweet tea on it.
Shirt Facts:
Fabric: Heavyweight preshrunk fabric. Cotton content varies by color.
Fit: Classic fit. Looks good on geniuses, smartasses, and brutally honest people everywhere.
Print: Bold, crisp text so they can read it BEFORE you have to explain it again. In present tense.
In short: It’s not past tense. It’s not future tense. It’s JUST TENSE every time you have to talk to them.
Add to cart now before someone dumber buys it first.
Perfect Gift Keywords: This bust a gut funny shirt is one of our funny sarcastic t-shirts that makes everyone laugh. Perfect funny gift for birthdays and holidays.
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| A) Length (cm) |
71.1 |
73.7 |
76.2 |
78.7 |
81.3 |
83.8 |
86 |
89 |
| B) Width (cm) |
91.4 |
101.6 |
111.8 |
122 |
132 |
142.2 |
152 |
162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) |
45.7 |
50.8 |
55.9 |
61 |
66 |
71.1 |
76 |
81 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| A) Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
33.9 |
35 |
| B) Width (inches) |
36 |
40 |
44 |
48 |
52 |
56 |
59.8 |
63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
29.9 |
31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General |
A comfortable, versatile tee for everyday wear. |
| Wash |
Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry |
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store |
Store in a cool, dry place. |
