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Proudly Served US Army
Proudly Served US Army
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Classic Unisex Pullover Hoodie | Gildan® 18500
You survived 0400 formations, motor pool Mondays, and DFAC mystery meat. You’ve earned this level of comfort.
Serving in the U.S. Army teaches you a lot of life skills: how to hurry up and wait, how to consume alarming amounts of black coffee, and how to sleep standing up. But now that your military duty is done, it’s time to trade in those stiff physical training uniforms for a civilian upgrade that feels significantly softer.
The "Proudly Served US Army" hoodie lets you represent your veteran pride while enjoying maximum comfort. Whether you're running weekend errands, telling legendary "back in my day" stories, or simply taking a well-deserved nap on the couch, this fleece sweatshirt keeps you warm and ready for relaxed duty.
Product Highlights & Specs:
Army Veteran Honor: Screen-printed with bold "Proudly Served US Army" text to honor your military service.
Heavyweight Fleece Comfort: Made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² fleece (50% US cotton / 50% polyester) for cozy softness and reduced pilling.
Tactical Storage: Features a spacious front kangaroo pouch pocket perfect for cold hands, car keys, or tactical snacks.
All-Weather Protection: Equipped with a double-lined hood and color-matched drawstrings to block out chilly winds.
Scratch-Free Fit: Includes a tear-away tag because you’ve suffered through enough uncomfortable uniforms in your service.
Product Highlights & Specs:
Deadpan Humor Graphic: Screen-printed with "This Is My Tank Top" for peak sarcastic impact.
Heavyweight Warmth: Crafted from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² fleece (50% US cotton / 50% polyester) that reduces pilling and keeps heat locked in.
Cozy Functional Details: Includes a spacious front kangaroo pouch pocket for cold hands and a double-lined hood with matching drawstrings.
Built to Last: Spandex-reinforced 1x1 rib cuffs and waistband keep the shape tight wash after wash.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
Why You'll Love It: This funny veteran t-shirt is a must-have military veteran funny shirt from our veteran owned t-shirts collection. Perfect funny veteran gift for birthdays, Veterans Day, and retirement.
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