Sarcasm Is Just One Of The Many Services I Of | Funny Shirt

Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt | Gildan® 18000

Oh, you noticed the sarcasm? Cute.

That's just the free sample. The full service list includes eye-rolls, savage comebacks, unsolicited honest opinions, and my award-winning selective hearing.

This is NOT a "kindness matters" sweatshirt. This is for the battle-tested — retail, food service, nurses, teachers, parents, IT, customer service — anyone whose sarcasm became a second language after dealing with the general public.

THE SWEATSHIRT: Gildan® 1800 - No Hood, All Attitude

Same heavyweight legend as the hoodie, just without the hood to hide under when you don't want to talk to anyone.

Heavy & Legit Warm: 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8oz heavy blend. Air-jet yarn = no pilling. Thick enough to actually keep you warm, soft enough to live in all fall and winter.
Classic Crewneck Build: No hood, no drawstrings to lose. Just clean, old-school crewneck style. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with Lycra® spandex so it keeps its shape wash after wash. Double-needle stitching everywhere that counts.
Fit For Everyone: Classic unisex fit. True to size. Looks good on guys, girls, and anyone fluent in sarcasm. Roomy enough to layer over your Gildan® 64000 tee, not baggy like you borrowed it.
Print That Pops: Big, bold, solid block text. Clean, sharp, no distressed cracked ink that fades after two washes. People will read it from across the room and know exactly what services you offer.

Perfect For:
The sarcastic friend, the office smart-ass, the mom/dad who runs on coffee and comebacks. Great for work, weekends, camping, or warning new coworkers.

SERVICE MENU:
INCLUDES: Unlimited Sarcasm, Premium Eye Rolls, Free Judgement.
DOES NOT INCLUDE: Filter, Extra Patience, Apologies.

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Don't iron on graphic.

Want me to re-do it labeled correctly as Gildan® 18000 Hoodie too so you have both listings?

Perfect Gift Keywords: This bust a gut funny shirt is one of our funny sarcastic t-shirts that makes everyone laugh. Perfect funny gift for birthdays and holidays.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	69	71	74	76	79	81	83.8	86.3
B) Width (cm)	102	112	122	132	142	152	162.6	172.8
B) Half Chest (cm)	51	56	61	66	71	76	81.3	86.4
C) Sleeve Length (cm)	85	88	90	93	95	98	100.3	102.9

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	27.2	28	29.1	29.9	31.1	31.9	33	34
B) Width (inches)	40.2	44.1	48	52	55.9	59.8	64	68
B) Half Chest (inches)	20.1	22	24	26	28	29.9	32	34
C) Sleeve Length (inches)	33.5	34.6	35.4	36.6	37.4	38.6	39.5	40.5

Care Instructions

General	This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style.
Wash	Machine washable in warm water with like colors.
Dry	Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store	Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.