Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 64000
Yes. I offer sarcasm.
I also offer eye-rolls, brutal honesty, inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times, and a full-time job pretending I don't know exactly what you're thinking.
This is not for the "good vibes only" crowd. This is for customer service survivors, teachers, nurses, managers, bartenders, IT guys, retail warriors, parents of teenagers — anyone whose second language is sarcasm because being nice all day is exhausting.
You didn't choose the sarcastic life. The sarcastic life chose you when everyone else lost their common sense.
THE SHIRT: Gildan® 64000 Softstyle - The One You'll Actually Wear
We didn't put this banger quote on a cheap, stiff, cardboard tee. We put it on the one people steal from your closet.
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Actually Soft: Lightweight, soft fabric for everyday wear while you're delivering your free sarcasm services.
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Fit That Doesn't Suck: Modern unisex Softstyle fit. Looks good tucked, untucked, layered, or as-is. Check the size guide below for your preferred fit.
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Everyday Details: Taped shoulders, seamless collar, and a tear-away tag. Your sarcasm needs an audience, not an itchy label.
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Care Without the Commentary: Wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing the graphic. Your sarcasm stays free.
PERFECT FOR:
The office smart-ass. The friend who can't help it. The mom who runs on coffee and comebacks. The dad who thinks he's hilarious (he is). Great gift for coworkers, birthdays, Secret Santa, or that one person who says "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just honest."
Included Services:
Sarcasm (unlimited), Eye Rolls (premium tier), Bad Jokes, Judgemental Stares, and Selective Hearing.
Not Included:
Free. Patience. Filter. Apologies for being right.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not iron over graphic. Sarcasm services are non-refundable.
Perfect Gift Keywords: This bust a gut funny shirt is one of our funny sarcastic t-shirts that makes everyone laugh. Perfect funny gift for birthdays and holidays.
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| A) Length (cm) |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
85 |
| B) Width (cm) |
92 |
102 |
112 |
122 |
132 |
142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) |
46 |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| A) Length (inches) |
28 |
29.1 |
29.9 |
31.1 |
31.9 |
33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) |
36.2 |
40.2 |
44.1 |
48 |
52 |
55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) |
18.1 |
20.1 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Care Instructions
| General |
A comfortable, versatile T-shirt for everyday wear. |
| Wash |
Machine wash cold with similar colors and follow the garment's care label. |
| Dry |
Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store |
Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |
