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Life is Short Play Your Guitar

Life is Short Play Your Guitar

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The mortgage will still be there. The dishes will still be there. The meeting that could have been an email will still be there.

But life? Life is short.

So play the damn guitar.

This is for the pickers, the strummers, the bedroom rockstars, the church worship team warriors, the dads in the garage at 11pm, and the 75-year-old who still gets goosebumps when he hits that G chord just right.

You didn't buy that guitar to let it collect dust and become an expensive wall decoration. You bought it because music is how you breathe.

Life is too short to wait for the perfect time, the perfect take, or somebody's permission. Tune it up and play.

WHY THIS SHIRT HITS DIFFERENT:

It's funny because it's true. It's gritty because every real guitar player knows - strings break, fingers bleed, and you play anyway.

Wear it to the gig, to guitar night, to church, to the music store where you definitely don't need another pedal but you're gonna look anyway. It gets the nod from every player who sees it. Non-players read it and smile. Players read it and say, "Preach."

It's that everyday reminder: Don't waste time. Play.

THE GILDAN 64000 - THE WORKHORSE THAT FEELS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE TEE:

You know this shirt. You've owned it before, you just didn't know the number.

  • Soft & Tough: 4.5 oz 100% ringspun cotton. Soft enough to wear all day jamming, tough enough to survive the wash after a sweaty gig. Heather colors are 90% cotton / 10% poly.
  • Fit For Everybody: Classic unisex fit. True to size, not boxy, not tight. Looks good on the lead guitarist and the drummer too.
  • Built Right: Taped neck and shoulders so the collar doesn't flop out after three washes. Tear-away tag - no itch when you're in the zone. No side seams, so it stays straight, no twist.
  • Print That Lasts: Smooth, tight knit that keeps that bold white lettering and that little guitar crisp and bright - just like your tone should be.

Fit Tip: Your regular size is a perfect classic fit. Want that relaxed, oversized, vintage band tee look? Size up one.

Stop scrolling. Start strumming.

- Faith, Facts, and a Little Bit of Grit.

WARNING: Wearing this shirt may cause your wife to actually hit the target next time. May also cause uncontrollable laughter, pointing, and other wives saying "I need that for MY husband."

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not iron over graphic. If your wife is actually reloading, we recommend running, not laundering.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.

Perfect Gift Keywords: This funny Christian t-shirt is perfect for faith and inspirational humor lovers who laugh and believe.


Size guide


S M L XL 2XL 3XL
A) Length (cm) 71 74 76 79 81 85
B) Width (cm) 92 102 112 122 132 142
B) Half Chest (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33.5
B) Width (inches) 36.2 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9
B) Half Chest (inches) 18.1 20.1 22 24 26 28


Care Instructions

General A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs .
Wash The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.
Store Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.
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